Greg Gutfeld: Trump’s triggering leaders like 1 / 4 pounder at a PETA rally

GREG GUTFELD: So, how about that rocket launch yesterday? Elon Musk and President Trump? Watch the Starship take off from a metropolis referred to as Boca Chica, which is Spanish for small mouth. However whereas the incoming president celebrated the rocket taking off to cheering crowds, the outgoing president took off as properly to a unique type of clamor.

You recognize, normally when folks scream at Joe like that, they are saying, ‘Sir, that is a houseplant, not a rest room.’ However why was he in such a rush? Perhaps he actually needed to go – actually. 

And so it is a story of two takeoffs. One is a trip to house. One other, a trip to the remainder residence. However Trump is not touring alone. The world appears to be alongside for the trip. It is humorous – just some weeks in the past, Trump was a menace to world peace when the one menace we actually confronted was Joe Biden mistaking our kids for dinner. However now international leaders are all of the sudden making good. 

Australia’s ambassador to America had beforehand referred to as Trump essentially the most harmful president in historical past – however now he is congratulating him and looking out ahead to working intently with him. No marvel the Aussies invented the boomerang, up in Canada. Their first trans prime minister, Justin Trudeau, all of the sudden cracked down on unchecked immigration. He was speaking robust there for some time – till any person confirmed him this image. 

Former Appearing Director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Thomas Homan speaks throughout the third day of the 2024 Republican Nationwide Conference on the Fiserv Discussion board in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on July 17, 2024. (ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS/AFP through Getty Pictures)

Down in Mexico, lefty President Claudia Sheinbaum would not even acknowledge Trump’s candidacy on Election Day. Sheinbaum, Mexico has a Jewish president. Perhaps she’ll conform to Trump constructing a Wailing Wall. You recognize that joke would not deserve you. 

Then Trump mentioned he would make public the intelligence that America had on Mexican politicians – in mattress with cartels. Immediately, Sheinbaum is cracking down on her personal border – however quickly Claudia is perhaps welcoming 10 million individuals who ought to look acquainted. Prepare for an inflow of gangs, drug sellers and even worse, washed-up celebs.

GET TO KNOW DONALD TRUMP’S CABINET: WHO HAS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT PICKED SO FAR?

Trump’s triggering lefty international leaders like a quarter-pounder at a PETA rally. However is all of it on Trump, as he himself has mentioned? They have not been after him. They have been after you, and he is simply in the best way. And the reality is, it is you who’s had sufficient. It simply took Trump to make it clear the world will get it. 

Daddy’s residence and it is time to clear up your mess. And you may’t conceal behind a legacy media – which is deader than the battery in Rosie O’Donnell’s again trimmer. However actually, the world desires this. The world desires this. 

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They simply wanted somebody to tear the Band-Help off. It wasn’t going to be Joe or Kamala. Joe lacks the higher physique energy, and Kamala would not have sufficient accents to please the entire world. However everybody knew the planet was screwed. Hell, even the unhealthy guys are actually selecting up their toys and crawling again beneath their rocks. Qatar has simply confirmed that Hamas leaders are not there.

For issues to function on the earth, somebody has to face up occasionally and say, ‘wrap it up, guys, that is sufficient.’ That man is Trump. However he is obtained all of us, too. No marvel the world’s scared. It is perhaps the one factor they’ve ever gotten proper. 

GREG GUTFELD: So, how about that rocket launch yesterday? Elon Musk and President Trump? Watch the Starship take off from a metropolis referred to as Boca Chica, which is Spanish for small mouth. However whereas the incoming president celebrated the rocket taking off to cheering crowds, the outgoing president took off as properly to a unique type of clamor.

You recognize, normally when folks scream at Joe like that, they are saying, ‘Sir, that is a houseplant, not a rest room.’ However why was he in such a rush? Perhaps he actually needed to go – actually. 

And so it is a story of two takeoffs. One is a trip to house. One other, a trip to the remainder residence. However Trump is not touring alone. The world appears to be alongside for the trip. It is humorous – just some weeks in the past, Trump was a menace to world peace when the one menace we actually confronted was Joe Biden mistaking our kids for dinner. However now international leaders are all of the sudden making good. 

Australia’s ambassador to America had beforehand referred to as Trump essentially the most harmful president in historical past – however now he is congratulating him and looking out ahead to working intently with him. No marvel the Aussies invented the boomerang, up in Canada. Their first trans prime minister, Justin Trudeau, all of the sudden cracked down on unchecked immigration. He was speaking robust there for some time – till any person confirmed him this image. 

Former Appearing Director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Thomas Homan speaks throughout the third day of the 2024 Republican Nationwide Conference on the Fiserv Discussion board in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on July 17, 2024. (ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS/AFP through Getty Pictures)

Down in Mexico, lefty President Claudia Sheinbaum would not even acknowledge Trump’s candidacy on Election Day. Sheinbaum, Mexico has a Jewish president. Perhaps she’ll conform to Trump constructing a Wailing Wall. You recognize that joke would not deserve you. 

Then Trump mentioned he would make public the intelligence that America had on Mexican politicians – in mattress with cartels. Immediately, Sheinbaum is cracking down on her personal border – however quickly Claudia is perhaps welcoming 10 million individuals who ought to look acquainted. Prepare for an inflow of gangs, drug sellers and even worse, washed-up celebs.

GET TO KNOW DONALD TRUMP’S CABINET: WHO HAS THE PRESIDENT-ELECT PICKED SO FAR?

Trump’s triggering lefty international leaders like a quarter-pounder at a PETA rally. However is all of it on Trump, as he himself has mentioned? They have not been after him. They have been after you, and he is simply in the best way. And the reality is, it is you who’s had sufficient. It simply took Trump to make it clear the world will get it. 

Daddy’s residence and it is time to clear up your mess. And you may’t conceal behind a legacy media – which is deader than the battery in Rosie O’Donnell’s again trimmer. However actually, the world desires this. The world desires this. 

CLICK HERE TO GET THE FOX NEWS APP 

They simply wanted somebody to tear the Band-Help off. It wasn’t going to be Joe or Kamala. Joe lacks the higher physique energy, and Kamala would not have sufficient accents to please the entire world. However everybody knew the planet was screwed. Hell, even the unhealthy guys are actually selecting up their toys and crawling again beneath their rocks. Qatar has simply confirmed that Hamas leaders are not there.

For issues to function on the earth, somebody has to face up occasionally and say, ‘wrap it up, guys, that is sufficient.’ That man is Trump. However he is obtained all of us, too. No marvel the world’s scared. It is perhaps the one factor they’ve ever gotten proper.